Anyway, I mentioned that I learned how to look like I have BIGGER breasts from a drag queen. So, I got to thinking (and we got to talking) about how I should do a segment here on Champagne Living of
Things I Learned From....
I'm hoping that you'll e-mail me Things that You've Learned either from UNUSUAL sources, or even UNUSUAL things that you've learned from common sources. I'll post them (along with a link back to your blog). So, don't be SHY (although if you'd like to remain anonymous, that's ok as well). E-mail me at champagneliving(at)gmail(dot)com with "Things I Learned From" in the subject line.
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Things I Learned From.....A Drag Queen
How to Fake Cleavage
TOOLS
- Surgical Tape
- Baggies
- Rice or Bird Seed
- Dark Foundation or EyeShadow
- Darker Shade of Foundation or EyeShadow
- Highlighter
- Hunch your shoulders forward
- Place one end of a piece of surgical tape under your arm
- Pull at an angle crossing the tape just under your nipple
- Pull your breast to the center as you tape
- Repeat with the other breast
- Tug them across your chest at the same time, bunching together creating cleavage
- Secure the tape in the center with an extra piece or two of tape
- Put your bra on
- Place baggies of rice or birdseed in the bra to fill out the roundness (very natural looking)
- Use a dark eyeshadow or foundation to draw a line along the curve of the cleavage
- Brush a darker shade in the recess of the cleavage
- Highlight the breasts
- Blend
- It will come off if you sweat
- The neighbors will call 911 when they hear the screaming as you pull it off
If you HAVEN'T seen it yet, check out RuPaul's Drag Race on the Logo Network on Monday nights at 9/8 Central.
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3 comments:
Thanks the girls really need this! Especially after 2 children, doesn't matter their ages, just matters that I had them. Love this idea!
LOL - Connie you crack me up "the girls" - around here they're "the puppies"
Best. post. ever (not that I'm biased). :)
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